there are too many dogs in the kitchen.
tyra, jazz and lexie all laying on you at the same time, hurts.
trev is an idiot, but a happy one.
jack is the cutest dog in the world.
when mable barks, feed her or let her outside.
missy likes it when the washer is on high spin.
sam's nails hurt when he is trying to get your attention.
michael is a wheelchair dolt.
and norton feels really crappy tonight.