the things they say…

Posted: June 7, 2011 at 6:20 pm

molly to jelly…
“don’t you even think to stand over my 20 yr old cancer ridden body and snarl at me saying i can’t eat your stinking stupid diet food..now piss off!”

cherry to me…
“nope..sorry..lasagna is just not good enough tonight, i would like you to cook me a hotdog and add that into my dinner please and thank you so much.”

phoebe to anybody and everybody…including me..
” i gotta go out, hurry up!!, get out of my way!!!, i gotta get out and poop right away!!!..GAWD DAMN IT MOVE YER ASS AND OPEN THE FREAKING DOOR!”

3 Comments on "the things they say…"

  • Carol Ann says

    ha ha too funny!

  • Pam says

    LOL! Thanks Carol for making my day!

  • Marla says

    Posts like this should come with a warning: “WARNING: women with potentially leaky bladders are warned to make any necessary bathroom break prior to reading this post.” TOO FUNNY! Thank you for the smile!

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