oh fer chrissakes…

Posted: October 21, 2011 at 7:56 am

at my age….looking in the mirror the first thing in the morning is never a fun thing.

it is even worse when you blink in stunned realization that sometime during the night, kristy puked milk bone cookies on your head. (wow..was i out cold or what??)

thx so freaking much kristy..i am just so not thrilled about this….i felt violated….gross.

but thank god i actually looked! just can’t imagine being caught by the staff in my hot pink bathrobe with puke on my head.

moral of the story is: even if you don’t want to look in the mirror…do it anyway..you never know what interesting thing you might find out about yourself.

No Comments on "oh fer chrissakes…"

  • Naomi says

    oh my god LOL. sorry…. but that is so funny! Hey maybe its good luck? i hear that having bird shit on your head is supposed to be good luck, maybe its the same for puke?

  • Sharon says

    This screams out for a ditty:

    there once was a lady named Carol
    who looked like she slept in a barrel
    she awoke to find that her hair was all crispy
    with milkbone remnants upchucked by Kristy

    Sorry Carol but I couldn’t resist

  • Bunny Horne says

    I just spit up coffee on my keyboard.

  • Zoe says

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Ann C says

    That’s just too funny! Love the story, the ditty and Bunny’s comment.

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