my annual christmas carol (sung to “jingle bells…)

Posted: December 24, 2012 at 8:27 pm

jingle bells, halo smells, phoebe’s still a freak.
bobo is a great big boob and al is getting weak.
jingle bells, jesse fell, odie is a dick
loretta laid a brand new egg and pokey’s getting sick.

dashing thru the snow with barrows piled high
o’er the ruts we go, trying not to cry.
howling dogs do sing, making tensions rise
what fun it is to have to sing the saintly song tonight.

jingle bells, squirt is well, amber has the runs.
conan ripped the dryer hose and mystic has great fun.
jingle bells, new dogs gel, babette has settled down
ziggy has post nasal drip and twosey is a clown.

jingle bells, stories to tell, life is so much fun
another year of joy and tears
with each and every one.

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night
ho, ho, ho…
(sob.)

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9 Comments on "my annual christmas carol (sung to “jingle bells…)"

  • Ann C says

    Love it!!

  • Caylee says

    Merry Christmas, Carol. Nice job on the song! Take it easy when you can 🙂

  • Curt says

    Very well done Carol. Quite accurate as well

  • Donna says

    I loved the poem, but seriously I want to wish ALL the Saints, the volunteers , the supporters and you, Carol– A Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and clean non-icy roads!

    Donna

  • Mo says

    Ha Ha Ha..great job..gave me a chuckle just when i needed it..Thanks for that..Have a Merry Merry Christmas every one !!!

  • Janette Korabo says

    Merry Christmas Carol! Thanks for everything you have done for me in the last year! Your Christmas song made me laugh and I have had a hard time doing that in the last couple of days. I lost my wonderful Suzie(my rotty/shepherd cross) on Sunday. She had had rectal cancer for 15 monthes so I am really lucky I had her for so long after she had been diagnosed. My world will not be the same without her…

  • Carol says

    i am so sorry for your loss of her janette..she was a great dog and i know how much you truly adored her.
    rip suzie, lucky girl to has such a great home and a very best friend.

    big hugs to you janette!

  • Fiona says

    Merry Christmas to you and your crew Carol. Loved the poem!

  • Nicole says

    That poem was wonderful! Merry Christmas SAINTS, Carol, volunteers and all!

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