Category: “Godderick’ s Blog”

God here…

Posted: December 5, 2017 at 7:45 pm

The Busy Body Boss stuck me back in a cage! She said I don’t look well and wants me “monitered.” If I didn’t feel so crappy, I’d like to “moniter” her!
This place sucks!
God Out..(or In since I am back in a cage!)

God here…

Posted: December 2, 2017 at 2:12 pm

I have been keeping a low profile. The humans said my test was negative, so I guess I failed it but they let me out of that cage anyway. Not all of the cats here are happy go lucky …Whiggy, Fritz, Lovey, Patches and Conan the Barbarian are down right grouchy so I have been staying out of their way! There are a few new cats in but they all look sick, must have been pretty tough out there for them. They opened the door to Angel’s cage (she failed her test with a negative too!) but she said there is no way on God’s green earth that she is coming out (she has seen those grouchy ones too!) But I don’t know what she is talking about since I don’t have any green earth, maybe she is so old that she is confused?. Or…maybe I will get some green earth again one day, life is like that…you never know what is coming your way!
Someone asked me “why black cats are always the last to get adopted from shelters?”
I said it is because people are racist. I know this is true because I saw it on CNN.

I heard there is a door to the outside here but I haven’t found it yet. It is hard to get a good look around while avoiding the grouchy cats. They never all seem to sleep at the very same time. I am going to ask the humans to up that happy go lucky juice to calm them down so I can safely snoop around. There are all kinds of weirdo things happening here (like having to fail a test to get out of a cage!) when I have a chance, I will let you you know what I find.
Roger that.
God out.

I had my “test” yesterday

Posted: November 24, 2017 at 7:18 pm

Except it wasn’t a “test”…they lied!
I was taken to an unknown location and scurried into a back room where i was restrained while a needle was stuck into my neck to steal some of my blood.
I was horrified.

I ask you…who does that to poor innocent homeless cats???

AND i am still stuck in this cage until they get “the results.”
The results of what??? A needle that sucked out my blood???

I think I am being held against my will by aliens or some kind of cult!
REALLY! think about it, maybe they didn’t actually say it was an IQ test but they never said it was a blood sucking test either!
Only aliens or cult folks do that kind of shit…I have watched the news!

The other cats wander around here like happy go lucky brain washed zombies..I think they are putting something in the food.
I am going to get to the bottom of this and report these ultra weirdo humans to the authorities..this is animal abuse!
AND I will save those other brain washed cats too!

God is on it! stayed tuned!!

Godderick intro

Posted: November 19, 2017 at 7:21 pm

Hi my name is Godderick but the folks are here just call me “God” for short. Hehe, it’s one step up from a mere Saint! I am a homeless cat and I am an older cat, been around the block a few times or more. They have put me in a waiting cage, they say it is just temporary until I get “tested.” I am a pretty smart cat so bring it on, I can ace any IQ test! While I am waiting, the Boss said I could pass the time in any way that I choose so I choose to write to you. I told the staff they could ask me questions and I would answer them, kind of like Dear Abby but actually Dear God…(hehe, I really like the sound of that!)
I was hoping for some good questions like…

Dear God
Why are there so many homeless cats in the world?

and then I could answer….
because people are stupid.
It’s true, behind every homeless cat is one or two or five not very bright people!

or…

Dear God
Why do cats have nine lives?

and I could tell them…
It’s because people usually screw up the other eight so we deserve at least one that is decent.

but did they ask me good questions?
no.
one wanted to know how to keep toothpaste off her shirt.
and another wanted to know if it was true that every time someone asked a stupid question..did God kill a kitten?
Cripes!!!
I went to the Boss and said, look this ain’t gonna work, you folks are insane!!
She said fine, i could have a blog and say whatever i wanted to.
So here I am to provide my perspective on things…while cooling my ass off waiting for an IQ test so I can get out of this freaking cage.
If you have a question, feel free to ask. Kittens will be safe from the dumb ones but I ain’t making no promises to humans.
Sincerely
God

Incredibly Important to the longevity of SAINTS

Posted: December 6, 2016 at 7:33 pm

SAINTS survey for volunteers

It is important that as many volunteers as possible fill out the survey. It is anonymous. We need as many voices as possible to help us shape SAINTS future. Your input will directly shape the path SAINTS will take to carve out a succession plan. Just click on the link and answer the questions and then click complete.

Thanks
Sheila

Bunny LOVE

Posted: October 23, 2016 at 11:12 am

Submitted by volunteer Dawn

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Squish hits the jackpot

Posted: September 5, 2016 at 10:55 am

submitted by SAINTS staff member Erinimage

In August 2015 Squishtopher found herself homeless. Her person had passed away, she had nowhere else to go, until SAINTS agreed to take her in. She had a mouthful of rotten teeth, needed thyroid medication, and pain control for her arthritis. Feeling much better, Squish lived at the sanctuary until yesterday, when she finally moved into her forever home, with me and my family 🙂
Welcome home Squish!

W4W tickets are selling faster than normal

Posted: August 11, 2016 at 7:59 pm

w4w10_1we are far from being sold out but I usually don’t sell 50 tickets this fast. If you are planning on coming please email me and I will put tickets aside for you. You pay online, by check or at the event.

Thanks
Sheila

So many Souls

Posted: July 29, 2016 at 8:57 pm

Submitted by volunteer Alyson

 

So Many Souls

Yard sale

Posted: June 25, 2016 at 7:31 pm

Submitted by volunteer Helga.

 

The final figures aren’t in yet but the yard sale went pretty good. I want to give heartfelt thanks to Ann C., Penny, Priscilla, Emma and to my neighbour Laura without whose help this would not have been possible. Also major thanks to all the generous donors of items for the sale.