so imagine this…

Posted: November 10, 2009 at 8:45 pm

i come home, it’s dark…the barn guys are all in bed (thx colleen!)..i stop for a quick chat with percy and joy over the back yard fence.
i come in the house and say hello, grab a mop and paper towels..hmmm, not much mess tonight, yea!
i decide that since i can’t do the diabetics yet…i will put on my pj’s and bathrobe (decandent, it is only 6:30) and then i lay down with the bed buddies and start watching the movie “airport”..it’s a bad movie but it is warm, dark and comfortable on the bed.
the dogs are milling a bit, to find the best spot, 4lane is on the bed and looking over the edge at reggie and reggie of course is screaming cuz 4lane is looking at him.

i am thinking this is a nice and quiet evening (except for reggie, but i am ignoring him cuz i know once 4lane lays down, he will be quiet too…..for awhile at least.) then suddenly, out of nowhere, i feel a chomp and an excrutiating pain in my littlest left toe which was INNOCENTLY hanging off the bed.

JEZUS, F%*&$ING BASTARDS! WHO THE HELL JUST BIT MY GOD DAMN F$%$ING TOE!
i leap from the bed and flip on the light and every single bed buddy is sitting there silently stunned and looking at me with really wide eyes….including 4lane. i check my toe..luckily it is still attached.

the only one missing is the now totally silent for once reggie…he is very quiet under that bed, he is not making a sound…..silence is golden and in this case a pretty damn good clue on who is the little puke who chomped my toe.

tomorrow i am cutting his bangs so he can see better…that freaking hurt.

6 Comments on "so imagine this…"

  • Renee says

    Carol can you check your voicemail please?
    Thanks!!

  • Carol says

    oh..ok..i get it..ipod..toe…ipod…toe
    ipod wins…hah..i am changing my mind, it is no longer safe in the drawer…look under the bed with reggie.

  • vadie says

    oh carol, so sorry about your toe,,
    but i have to say the visual made me laugh so much i cried. my husband on the other end of the phone had to wait to i could control my laughter. thanks for the laugh.

    if i was reggie, i’d stay under the bed tonight.

  • Chris T says

    Are we sure no iPods were harmed in the making of this blog post?

  • Pam says

    Sorry Carol, but this just made my day!!!

  • Hillevi says

    I feel your pain but this is just too funny!

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