do ya think tammy is sleeping yet???

The Princess Hag Speaks

"look at me...look at me..look at me..i am cute and i am sweet"

"get away from me you stinking hairless freak"

"ooooohhh...brrrrhhhhh it is cold, where is my pretty coat? is that rain dripping on my head? oh no, where do i go, oh where can i go????"

buzz off you ugly homeless thing!"

"this is a puddle? right here at my feet? i can't get my toes wet please, please move this wet obstacle so i can get to where i need to be"

"that is my stick you toothless freak!"
"my bed"
"my toy"
"my person"
"my treat...remove your stupid fingers quicker you idiot!"

"i am chilly, another blanket please"
"a softer bed would be nice"

"did you notice me being cute and sweet?"
"EXCUSE ME......I AM SPEAKING.....DID YOU SEE ME ALL CUTE AND SWEET???"

"look at me...look at me...look at me...aren't i just the most adorable thing you have ever seen????"

(never mind, strike the paris hilton comparison comment thing...that was mean cuz i don't know her except thru that moronic tv BFF show.)