there are consequences to everything that you do…

Posted: July 16, 2008 at 6:18 pm

take jewel for example (or please…. take jewel home instead)….so in comes a dog in unbearable pain and getting her pain under control is not all that easy. firstly, sometimes people come here and have a hard time witnessing obvious suffering…and jewel was obviously suffering. it is hard to witness that and even tho we were working on getting her under control…it was up and down and hit and miss for several weeks and i know there were some really soft hearted people who questioned if we should just put her down.

well now i almost wished we had done it and now it is far too late…cuz jewel feels REALLY good now, way too good if you ask me. who would have thought that inside that fat little legless body there resided the QUEEN of all DRAMA QUEENS…geez she is freaking loud and annoying and she doesn’t freaking well give anything up without bitching non stop at the top of her lungs until…… you HAVE to give in to get her to shut up.

I WANT IN THE KITCHEN!!!! I WANT IN THE CAT ROOM!!! I WANT TO WATCH TV WITH YOU, I AM GOING TO BED WITH YOU, AND I WANT WHATEVER YOU ARE EATING NOW TOO!!! I WANT TO GO TO THE POND, I WANT TO GO TO THE FIELD, OPEN THE FREAKING BARN DOOR FASTER DUMBO!!!!, I WANT EVERY SINGLE STICK AND ROCK, GET OUT OF MY WAY YOU STUPID DOG, HEY HUMAN I AM TALKING TO YOU!!! and my all time favorite….. MOVE YOUR ASS DOORKNOB, I AM COMING ON THRU!!!!

her tail never stops wagging now, her mouth never ceases it’s constant assault…that bloody dog has way too much to say now and she says it much too loudly and she is driving me freaking insane.

so that is the consequence of making jewel feel a whole heck of alot better, she going to torture us constantly with her spoiled rotten, and ear splitting, demandingly noisy and incredibly annoying ways.

but god she is freaking cute and funny (and happy)….i just wish she could be cute and funny (and happy)…. quietly instead.

5 Comments on "there are consequences to everything that you do…"

  • Chris T says

    Sometimes we get what we wish for!!! LOL

  • Deb says

    You wouldn’t have Miss Queen Crown Jewel any other way now, Carol, would you?

  • jane says

    ha.
    that’s great.

  • Carol says

    i think it would be terribly sad if jewel went into the vets for an ear flush and by fluky accident came out minus her vocal cords….why can’t those innocent but still lucky mistakes happen in real life?

    remind me why i am against de-barking?

  • Heidi says

    maybe once she has said all she needs to say she will be quieter! Although if I was a german shep x dashound I would be noisy too!

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