if i was going to write a country and western rescue song

Posted: February 12, 2009 at 7:31 am

it would go something like this….

“that rescue runaway train”

savin’ yer ass babe

jus’ ain’t fer the lazy and weak.

it ain’t fer no average joe-bob

it’s jus’ fer an animal freak.

true blue rescuin’

can drive you right insane.

it’s a job that ain’t ever done boy
and a turrible backside pain.

it might get easier

if all of the folks quit makin it rain

and jus’ took a break from heart ache

so you could get back to work again

and off that runaway train.

(and use your imagination here… the song finishes with a VERY long guitar instrumental and mournful rescuer wail)

3 Comments on "if i was going to write a country and western rescue song"

  • emma says

    I think you might be a good contestant for Canadian Idol but the ending (mournful rescuer wail) may not get you through to the finals.

  • Chris T says

    Oh my. You need a break!

  • Mo says

    Lol… I’ll try this one on Tunie & see if it gets her tail wagging the same way it does when I sing ” what the world needs now ” she completly loves that song.. at least I think that is what the tail wagging is all about.

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